Invitation
To A Fiking Good Time
Our dear friend, Claudia Bochow, is adventuring off to Duetschland,
and it is our job to make sure she is sent off right!
She is taking with her many fond memories, the last vestiges of life at the
Baker apartments, and whatever clever surprises (people) we can hide in
her luggage.
In celebration of good times had and adventures to come...
~LET US DOTH PARTY~
It will be epic. All other parties will bow down to this one.
You know you need it: Rip off your tie, Kick off your shoes,
Shut off the Facebook, Mess up your hair,
And come to the best party EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The objective: To fit the maximum #of people into her Studio Apt.
~Bring your Moms, Cousins, Co-Workers, Neighbors, and Any
Celebrities you may know!!!~
Be there: Seven O’Clock, Saturday, July 11
At: The Baker Apartments #34, 2038 NW 20th
Expect
Beer, Wine, Chips, Friends, Strangers, Debauchery, Lionel Richie, Costumes,
Lederhosen, Dirndls, Mustaches, Hairy Legs and Braids.
Dont Expect
That you’ll get away with not coming, Guns, Cock Fighting, or Doug Henning
If you would like, you can bring: going away presents/cards for Claudia,
Booze, Extra People, Music, Food or Magic Tricks, Just Yourself.
This is NOT an OPTIONAL EVENT, you presence is REQUIRED!!!
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